A Very Cockroach Thanksgiving
Dear the human race, hello I have something to say,
I know I am just a cockroach,
but soon is our dear Thanksgiving Day.
There are many thinks I am thankful for,
though you may or may not care.
Like this lovely home you have provided to me,
and my four hundred children to share.
We are thankful for so many things,
especially the phenomenal food you cook.
Your breads, your ham, and desserts galore,
In fact all of the recipes of your book.
So enjoy your football with family and friends,
Try not to stay up too late.
For when you are tucked away in bed,
We will help you clean every plate.